Classic Playground Jokes

By April 25, 2014 Marketing, Opinions
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Uproar HQ is full of them!

At Uproar Comics we’re not one’s for taking things too seriously. Yes we’re serious when it comes to our work but when it comes to general chit chat…we’re full of jokes. It’s hard to count how many jokes are thrown around the office each day and you may not believe me when I say this, but the jokes are never dirty. They’re all just good, clean, childish fun!

Most of the jokes come from Danny I have to admit…maybe that does say a lot.

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Today has been a particularly crazy day of jokes, particularly ones that you would have heard on the playground when you were younger. Here are some of the jokes that have been flying about today:

What do you call a man with a Seagull on his head? – Cliff
What do you call a man with a spade on his head? – Doug
What do you call a Boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A Stick
What do you call a man without a spade on his head? – Douglas
What do you call a gorilla with two bananas in his ears? – Whatever you want, he can’t hear you!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! – Doctor: Pull yourself together man!
What cheese is made backwards? – Edam
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I feel like a wigwam and a tipi! – Doctor: You’re Two Tents!
What’s black and white and red all over? – A sun burnt penguin!
Two Snowmen are standing in a field and one turns to the other and says “DO you smell carrots?”

 

And finally the piece de resistance

 

What’s brown and sticky? – A STICK!!

 

Yes we are proud of all the jokes we have sprouted today and yes we will continue on with them! Comment below with your playground jokes and see if you can beat ours for cheesy-ness 😀

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